The Pigs Really Come Out During Holidays

It happens every holiday that comes around. Paypigs start getting needy and almost demanding.

Before you lose your cool, check your dumb self at the door and remember where you are. You are in the presence of THE Foot Fetish Queen and I will not be spoken to. At all. Not with an air of expectation.

You see, Paypigs have to give their money away and get twice as jealous when other people start giving away their money freely. Holidays bring on this activity. Average people don't usually have the compulsion to send others money except during Christmas.

That drives Paypigs crazy.

And it should. These crazy holiday shoppers and family are taking away the only claim to fame that a Paypig has and he/she has to do more. It has to be bigger. It has to be better. It just has to be.

So when you are thinking about the bigger, better, fatter, humongous tribute that you are about to send me - think bigger than THAT and you might just make a blip on the radar.

PREFERRED: https://www.giftrocket.com/send-a-gift-card I want $2000.00 this week. Do it now.

Amazon Wish List http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/2QWUVGU2T5NF0/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_ws_0SGxwb62VXT6N

Stop fooling around and get to work.